ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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