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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
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