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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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