ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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