ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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