ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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