ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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