ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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