ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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