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GAMES / ZACK’S BINGO / FORM EB-08

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BINGO

Party season edition. Every card is different. Every square will happen before the DJ plays it twice.

COUNTING THE SQUARES. TOO EARLY TO CALL.

All people and places are invented. The disappointment is real.

PLAY NEXT (YOU WERE GOING TO ANYWAY)

BINGO / COP31 · 9–20 NOVCLIMATE SUMMIT BINGOPrivate jets to talk about emissions, a pledge for 2050 and an argument about one word that lasts six hours.PLAY →BINGO / THANKSGIVING · 26 NOVTHANKSGIVING DINNER BINGOThe uncle, the politics, the dry turkey and the cousin who brought a “friend”. Play at the table.PLAY →BINGO / BLACK FRIDAY · 27 NOVBLACK FRIDAY BINGOFake “was” prices, the countdown timer that resets, the queue and regret by Sunday.PLAY →BINGO / CHRISTMAS · 25 DECCHRISTMAS DAY FAMILY BINGOLunch two hours late, a cracker joke read twice, “when are you getting married?” and Monopoly that outlasts the turkey.PLAY →

GET THE NEXT CARD FIRST

One email when a new bingo card drops. Family WhatsApp Group Bingo is next. Nothing else, unless you count disappointment.

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