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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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