ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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