ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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