ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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