ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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