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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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