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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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