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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SUNDAY, 7 JANUARY 1979
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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