ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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