ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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