ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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