ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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