ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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