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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 3 DECEMBER 2004
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
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