ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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