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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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