ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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