ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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