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- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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