ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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