ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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