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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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