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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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