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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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