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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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