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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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