ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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