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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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