ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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