ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING
One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.
No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.