ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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