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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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