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SUNDAY, 24 SEPTEMBER 2017
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
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