ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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