ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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