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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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