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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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