ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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