ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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