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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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